Nishi-san & His Steaming Brew of Love

Women Beware! Getting within five steps of Nishi-sans infamous, steaming “Love Brew” may impair all sexual resistance skills.

Yes, folks, the word is out. Nishi-san has concocted the mother of all love brews, and his list of victims also continues to grow on a daily basis as if propelled by some mystical force, well, some mystical “love” force, that is.

Nishi-san claims he came up with the secret formula for his knock ‘em randy elixir, late one night in his mother’s basement. A formula he had been clandestinely developing since the 7th grade when the hormones started to tingle and girls became more than mere easy wedgy targets. It was at this point that a shattered Nishi-san soon discovered that female interest in him was lamentably low. Therefore, from that day forward, he was driven to develop a super formula that would cause, or force, any women who ingested it to instantly fall into a state of mad lust - directed at him, naturally.

Now he claims, after uncountable, and equally uncomfortable failures, to have finally found the perfect herbal combination, and by the looks of the women he’s been sharing company with as of late, it’s freaking true!

Oh, and by the way, his formula is not for sale. Why not? Well, duh, if everybody had it, than Nishi-san wouldn’t be special anymore, now would he?

Damn you, Nishi-san!