Living in Asia is great! Nobody even knows what a loser I am back home.
Ah..., the great identity shift that comes when a male relocates himself to Asia. One day we have a sloth like chronic masturbater with the confidence of a street orphan, suddenly transformed into an egotistical juggernaut, swallowing all in its path. Its prey of course being naive below-average-looking Japanese girls that like to hang out in greasy foreigner bars. Oh, the rewards of being advantageously different are great indeed.
But, I must smash the myth, however painful that might be for some. Being white in Japan does not automatically guarantee instant super stud statis for all who come here. I have seen many a cocksure man come to Japan and find that one has to work for it here just like back home. Now, I am not saying by any means that the western foreigner doesn't hold the better hand in the game of sexual chance in Japan, but the women will not instantly be beating down your door looking for more at every opportunity. This false belief is probably circulated by returning expatriots who upon returning to their respective countries, and of course being immediately asked by their friends about their sexual conquest, will naturally give the most exaggerated response possible. This is just a predictable result of the fact that everyman wishes to be the great philanderer. Even if they have to flat out lie to their friends to create such an illusion, which most guys are guilty of in various degrees. But, not me of course. Never.
But, I must smash the myth, however painful that might be for some. Being white in Japan does not automatically guarantee instant super stud statis for all who come here. I have seen many a cocksure man come to Japan and find that one has to work for it here just like back home. Now, I am not saying by any means that the western foreigner doesn't hold the better hand in the game of sexual chance in Japan, but the women will not instantly be beating down your door looking for more at every opportunity. This false belief is probably circulated by returning expatriots who upon returning to their respective countries, and of course being immediately asked by their friends about their sexual conquest, will naturally give the most exaggerated response possible. This is just a predictable result of the fact that everyman wishes to be the great philanderer. Even if they have to flat out lie to their friends to create such an illusion, which most guys are guilty of in various degrees. But, not me of course. Never.
posted by The Punisher: at 8:53 AM
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Took me a while to figure it out myself, but sometimes you gotta just say "what the fuck?". Hitotsu-me: teach at a highschool, futatsu-me: wait till Februrary and start handing out your email address to the hottest "seniors" in your classes, ideally when other people are not hanging around. I would recommend doing this one girl at a time, because you might set off a lot of buzz if recipient girls slip word of this when they talk amongst themselves (and that kind of jealousy could be bad). Pass it out on the pretence of "Oh, congratulations on your graduation, hey keep in touch in the future!" Wait a week to see if you get a mail back. When you do, proceed accordingly. Writing in Japanese via the keitai cuts through every possible shred of cultural anxiety. Most of these girls are curious about the gaijin, and they "will", the first time they come over. Then, if you finish with them quick, you can spread the email a little further, to other girls on your list. Hell, after I finished with #1 this year and #2 was in my sights, when I went to pass her my email address she informed me she just got married, and was pregnant. Clearly, the local fishermen have an ace on the ALT. The reason: "adult" Japanese women have issues, and they are broken by the awful reality of their Japanese prison. They don't find gaijin's attractive for the reasons the young girls do (to them, you are just another "problem" in their long and never-ending days) As for the students, so far I am batting 1.000, with both #1 picks from the last two years. Gotta get em young in the Hokkaido Inaka; all the hot ones are married by the time they are 20 here.
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