The Worst JET of All Time

What would the worst JET of all time be like? In attempting to answer this most difficult of questions, please explore the most private recesses of your mind to try and find that which is most vile. Now here are some ideas to get you started.

Would the worst JET of all time:

• Masturbate regularly while sitting at his or her desk, explaining to their coworkers that they were merely stretching.

• Attack their supervisor with the nearest available fire extinguisher on being reprimanded about their action of regularly masturbating under the desk.

• Shoplift beer from the neighborhood convenience store to the full knowledge of the terrified, on looking employees.

• Ask his or her high school students out on dates only to be turned down out of terror on each inquiry.

• If male, have penis length contest with his male students during lunch hour. If female, have penis length contest between her male students during lunch hour.

• Steal the surplus alcohol and food from office parties even though his or her generous Japanese co-workers would gladly give it to them.

• Give dog feces as omiyage, because he or she thought it would be “funny.”

• Repeatedly preach to his or her co-workers about the hidden beauties of North Korea.

• Give presentations to his or her students about the hidden beauties of North Korea.

• Occasionally get drunk and streak through the town while screaming, “Villagers, rise like fire ants upon the carcass of this town!”

• Download Internet porn while at his or her Board of Education desk, but selfishly never share it with fellow coworkers.

• Be like me… hmmm?