Japanese Porn Voted Worst Porn of All Time by "Experts On Shitty Porn Committee"
One must see it to believe it, but the fact remains the same - Japanese porn is just plain awful. My poor deceased dirtbag grandfather wouldn't even enjoy it, it's so bad.
It can be a hard pill to swallow for the lonely, shy foreigner coming to Japan, after embarrassingly purchasing that first "Naughty School Girls" DVD, to soon discover that the performances are not only less than inspired, but, on top of that, some evil force has universally placed censor blocks on where the "action happens," if you know what I mean. Another 2000 yen down the tubes.
But, at least for myself, some solace came out of this monumentally disappointing porn purchase, and thats is - for all the evil that the US seems to be spreading throughout the world today, us Americans still have something for which to hold our heads high: we make the best fucking porn in the world, hands down.
God bless America!
Shame on you, Japan, and your bad porn making ways.
It can be a hard pill to swallow for the lonely, shy foreigner coming to Japan, after embarrassingly purchasing that first "Naughty School Girls" DVD, to soon discover that the performances are not only less than inspired, but, on top of that, some evil force has universally placed censor blocks on where the "action happens," if you know what I mean. Another 2000 yen down the tubes.
But, at least for myself, some solace came out of this monumentally disappointing porn purchase, and thats is - for all the evil that the US seems to be spreading throughout the world today, us Americans still have something for which to hold our heads high: we make the best fucking porn in the world, hands down.
God bless America!
Shame on you, Japan, and your bad porn making ways.
posted by The Punisher: at 10:50 AM
2 Comments:
Blame that mosaic on McArthur, and then laugh at the reaction of japanese when you explain that their's is the only country in the world with a law that fucked up. Seriously though, there is a good reason those Japanese "bits" are covered.
man,
you must be a bad JET.....I Liked the reasons
hahaha
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